You can become a homosexual if you eat a gay chicken, or so goes Dusty’s argument for today. “The gayness of the chickens gets right into the meat.”
Chick Fil-A guarantees that it uses the most heterosexual chickens available. How many times have we gone into KFC or another of Chick-Fil-A’s competitors, bitten into one of their sandwiches and thought, sometimes out loud: “This chicken must have been a homo.”
“At Chick-Fil-A we have specially trained workers who can sniff out gay chickens which we then ship to KFC where over 90% of the chicken served comes from homosexual hens.”
But seriously folks …
When you set out originally to do this blog, you had some pretty clear categories for what you were going to write about. Exactly which category does this fall under?
That would be “Fooling Around” and “Video”, my dear friend.